My list is going to be long!
Overpaid TV presenters, Lorraine Kelly, Jonathan Woss etc etc etc
Greengrocers that think they're TV presenters. Greg Wallace
Loud TV presenters who feel that they need to shout at the end of each sentence. Davina McCall being a main culprit
Coat Hangers, because they frustrate me. Trying to pull stuff off or you can't pick one up without it being like a Monkey puzzle.
So called comedians that think they're comedians. Lenny Henry, Phil Jupitus, Alan Davies
Chart music, because it's churned out to gullible youth to extort their money.
Believe me, the list is endless.